Ask a squirrel

Author: mmyers

Date: June 1, 2004

by mmyers
6-01-04
Mr Squirrel, I notice that when I see you on the road, you always dart back and forth at the last moment, risking getting hit. Why is that?
Itmightbebecause I'msonervousor becauseIdoubt myselfathelast momentandthink "MaybeIcouldgoleft ormaybeIcouldgo rightormaybeIcould gobothways."
ThenI'mstuckinthe oftheroadandIcan't decidewhichway isbetterbecause theybothlookso goodonpaperand...
*squish* Believe me, if I didn't sit on him, someone would have hit him with their back tire.