Filing Clerk, VIP Begins (6)

Author: mmyers

Date: July 11, 2005

by mmyers
7-11-05
Welcome to our monestary at the ass end of the Earth.
Sweet! I hope you guys can teach me to fight and file and fight.
Well, honestly, we are peaceful monks and do not prefer to engage in violent acts, but we can teach you the ways of inner peace and tran--
Yeah, yeah shit on that. I want to learn the Iron Brain Claw like they do on wrestling. Can you teach me that?
Hmmm, not really. But I can offer you a nice cup of tea and--
It better be tea that makes me a bad ass or gives me an acid trip or some shit or I'm going to get buckwild up in this temple.