The fasting and the furious (4)

Author: mmyers

Date: January 12, 2006

by mmyers
1-12-06
I can't believe you're making me fast with you.
I'm not making you fast with me. Don't fast if you don't want to.
No, because then I would not only feel fat but guilty as well.
Well that's not my fault, is it?
Well whose fault would it be then?
I'd say it was probably due to the fact that you're Catholic or Jewish or something, but you're neither of those, so I'd blame Oprah.