This skanky girl wants to have sex, but I'm losing my buzz and I don't think I'm drunk enough to do it.
Maybe I can help...
TROJAN MAN!
Yep. And now I have a condom made just for you. The Bacardi Trojan 151 is lubricated on the outside and coated on the inside with rum to make sure that your buzz lasts through intercoarse.
That's great! But what about after the sex when I sober up?
Hey, that's not my problem. I just want to keep teens having sex! Trojan Man away!
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