Trojan Man, my girlfriend wants to have sex, but man, I think I want to break up soon, I'm just too lazy to do it. What do I do?
You need a condom that has one foot out the door just like you.
Totally! You got anything?
Try the Trojan Fading Glory. It's a profolactic that's just 'going through the motions' just like your relationship, at least until something better comes along.
Then what do I do?
When you meet a new girl, switch to the Trojan "I'm trying to be impressive the first couple of times we have sex, and then I'll gradually start phoning it in when I get bored with you."
