Trojan Man, you gotta help me. I want to get back at my ex-boyfriend by having sex with his best friend. Do you have a condom that can help?
As a matter of fact, I do! The Trojan Revenge condom is equipped with blue tooth technology so that it places a call to your ex-boyfriend while you're having sex!
And then he'll hear us having sex?
Damn skippy. Make sure you say his name over and over again, and ask him to call out your name as well.
Later...
Oh Brian! Oh Brian! Yes, Brian!**Oh Sarah! Sarah, you're the best! David is such a jerk.
Brian, dude, you better not be having sex with Sarah. Man, you BETTER not be having sex with Sarah, dude!
