History of the space race: the middle ages (4)

Author: mmyers

Date: October 5, 2006

by mmyers
10-05-06
Crap, here comes Charlemagne. Hide our stuff!
DON'T RUN FROM ME, YOU DANG MONKEYS!
Ah, I see you're trying to race to the moon as well. Trying to get to all of that delicious cheese, eh?
I'm lactose intolerant. No, I'm wanting to do it simply for the honor of saying I did it.
Well, we have ourselves a little space program and we're going to beat you to the moon.
Wait...you're using chickens, aren't you?! Dammit, why didn't I think of catapulting chickens? Monkeys are too heavy!