Fire Drill-5

Author: mmyers

Date: October 15, 2008

by mmyers
10-15-08
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I'm not your 'lover', dude. I'm trying to save your life!
Relax, will ya? I'm just trying to get in character. Hey, grab a picture off Jane's desk, will ya?
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Why?
Because I need some inspiration.
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From Jane?? You sick bastard. I had no idea you had a crush on her.
WHAT?! No, jerk wad! Her daughter, not her. And grab the cheerleading picture and not her grad pic. She looks a little chubby in that one.