I'm your youthful charm and youthful good looks and youthful enthusiasm.
Where the **** have you been the last 8 years?
Well shucks, I got blunted by long work days, no vacations, psychotic girlfriends, and reality TV. But I'm back now and I'm ready to take up where we left off. Get back to our youth!
I'm drunk, aren't I?
Absolutely **** faced. Now let's try to **** a stripper and go get into a fist fight.
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