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by modernpsycho
1-22-02
i'm sorry, this is a no jesus zone. I'm gonna have to write you up.
i walked on water for you
...
...
er...that'll be $2500. i'll see you in court.
i knew that would never work

 

by modernpsycho
1-22-02
Hi! Wanna be best friends? My name's Adam! I have a lot of money!
???
Yay! We can have a secret club, and you can come to my birthday party!
Why do they always die?? Curse you, daddy! Waaahh!!

 

by modernpsycho
1-22-02
i hate myself and i want to die. i'm gonna kill myself, doc!!
fuckin' nutcase...hmm, time for golf.
i wonder how i can get rid of this guy...my tee time's at 3:00
THE DOCTOR IS: OUT
ohhh...it hurts...

 

by modernpsycho
1-23-02
sometimes it seems like the entire world is trying to drive me insane...
great scott! he's on to us!!
does it seem like that to you?...huh? where did jeremy go?
uh...i am jeremy...i just...um...got a haircut.
you aren't jeremy! you aren't even wearing any pants!
did i miss something? ah! um...hi, i'm jeremy's, uh, sister...

 

by modernpsycho
1-23-02
oh hi billy, how's it going?
i fucked your daughter!

 

by modernpsycho
1-24-02
(mitchell on the left, me on the right)
so basically, HTML is really GIF Windows Operating System C++ environment hard drive!?
perhaps if i concentrate hard enough, he'll explode...
one time, my uncle gave me five dollars to make a web site. i guess that means i know JavaScript, right!!??
NYYYGEAH... URGHHH... AHHHH...
aaaaah! the pain! ...i know Photoshop! oh god, the burning!
shut the hell up and burn, for crying out loud.

 

by modernpsycho
1-24-02
could that be...GEORGE LAMPONSKI??
Oh my god! Are you George Lamponski?
Er...no, sorry. My name's Richard Caulding.
oh.

 

by modernpsycho
1-24-02
the end is near
we shall devour your souls

 

by modernpsycho
1-25-02
hello, i'm bongo, and i'm here to talk to you about a very important topic: copying every fucking thing AJ does.
you might think he doesn't notice, but he does, and it pisses him WHAT THE HELL, WHAT IS A SHARK DOING HERE!??
DIE
owwww...

 

by modernpsycho
1-25-02
raaar!!
*yawn*
It looks like you're growling! Would you like me to help you?
raaar!!
seriously dude...get a friggin' life.
raaar!!

 

by modernpsycho
1-27-02
"enclosed in this envelope is sixteen thousand dollars. keep it all." oh my god! the money's in here! and it's for YOU!
go away...playing...jet grind radio...
i'm on fire! save me! ohh the pain! please save me!!
shut up, that's not funny...i'm trying to play jet grind radio here!
don't let trivial things distract you from your dreamcast.
sweet...stale japan, 500 points.

 

by modernpsycho
1-27-02
hi, i'm erica. you might know me from such films as "make me a god-damned comic" or "hurry up and fucking make the comic."
even though i order AJ to make comics for me, i'm actually a very nice person. i'm not really a cruel slavedriver, like some of you might think.
AJ...you can stop polishing my shoes now.
yes master.

 

by modernpsycho
1-28-02
every time you talk, i want to hit you.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah! SHUT THE HELL UP!! DIE! AAAH! blah blah blah blah
no...why won't you die??
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

 

by modernpsycho
1-29-02
would you rather worship a giant, superintelligent radish or have lots of little radishes worship you?
hmmm...
no, just average.
are the little radishes superintelligent?
gets 'em every time...
BIG RADISH...LITTLE RADISHES...WAAAH I DON'T KNOW!

 

by modernpsycho
1-31-02
Hello, I'm Bobo the Clown. I make people laugh, but inside, I'm really sad.
Also, I have severe gonorrhea.

 

by modernpsycho
2-07-02
pow! kchow! bradada! kpow! brat! bow! bam! bradadadadada!
JOHN LAW! You flatfoots won't put me in jail! Not me, Kip Kangaroo! No not me! NEVER!
this is officer 5229, requesting backup. kip kangaroo on the loose, shooting like mad...
blam! bradadadadada! pow! blau!
JOHN LAW! Coppers won't put me in jail! No! Not me! No! Nein! Nicht! No! NEVER! Not!
we've got you cornered, kangaroo...give it up. you'll never get out of this alive! just surrender!
oh, shit...
yeah, i'm your new inmate. they call me big bubba, and i'm gonna cornhole the living fuck out of you.

 

by modernpsycho
4-19-02
And now we're back to 'Jesus Hath Spoken The Darndest Things!' Here's some of the wackiest things Jesus has ever said!
After crucification...
Oh man...My dad is gonna be SOO mad at you guys!
That's all the time we have for tonight...tune in next time for 'Jesus Hath Spoken The Darndest Things--Misogynist and Homophobic Bible Writings Edition!'
FOOLISH MORTALS! I am back, and this time, it's no more Mister Nice Guy! Prepare for 2,000 years of human suffering!

 

by modernpsycho
6-16-02
hi, i'm jeff. luckily, AJ isn't around right now, as you can tell by the lack of things breaking.
*CRASH!*
was that...
shit.
right. jeff. just the guy i was looking for. hey, remember your house?

 

by modernpsycho
8-07-02
I don't want any trouble, man...
Hi, I'm Colton.
I'm not Chinese! My family's been in America for decades! Please don't hurt me!
Want to be my friend?
Don't despair. Hi, I'm Kyle Russel. I'll be your friend!
Oh, why won't anyone be my friend?

 

by modernpsycho
9-04-02
You're expelled from school, you'll have to go to our special school for juvenile delinquents.
Sweet deal...
(School for Juvenile Delinquents)
Okay, you have to go to school once a week, for one hour a day.
SWEET DEAL!!!
(Back at ANHS...Graham has not learned anything)
Now, we'll be studying Geometry...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

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