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by mojojojofish
6-24-04
oh man....is that a bunny?!
ARGH! BUNNY!!
oh god....it's coming straight for us!!!
ARGH! DON'T LET IT EAT MY NUTS!
uhh....you're a robot....since when did you have nuts?
pah!! PAH TO YOU!! i'll be in my trailer...

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
okay....stop looking at my boobs....
hehe....
stop it dammit!
hehe...
ooh cheese...

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
something evil...
yes....yes..
burn the trees!
.....what

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
geehar! what be this monstrosity?!
*beep*
moohar! ye dare defy the great one eyed JIMMM?
*you have mail*
arr....i'll teach you, yer lily livered piece of..
*ba-ding! nomoremail*

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
*beep*
can i ask you something?
*beep*
shoot.
do you know where the on button is on this thing?
*beep*
try looking
it's insane! it should be big, and red...like in cartoons

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
a lonesome man walks...alone down a street...because he is loneseome
you-blondie..gimme all your possessions...clothes, everything.
umm...okay
those are some small feet...
can i go home now?

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
oh god...is that a...a RABBIT?!!
a bunny....i wonder if he's flammable...
aww man...there's a rabbit coming this way....
i don't see how that affects....
yay!! bunnies kick ass!
CURSE YOU BUNNYYYY

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
*whimper*
come on, feed the goat...
fine...but don't let it spread around..
score

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hey man, you got a light?
no.....thats a knife. haha, you're funny
kill
you don't get what i'm saying do you?

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hmm...maybe running would be a good idea..
aww but i really need a smoke....this guys gotta have a light, he must be smoking SOMETHING
grr
hey man, you got a light?

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
you know, you shouldn't do that..
oh yeah?
uh...yeah
fine.
what is wrong with you?!
i'm not the one with a broom! CLEANER LADY

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
i mean, think about it man....think of all the other universes that are out there....and they could be having this very same conversation! just THINK ABOUT IT!
yeah.....i'm thinking....*ooh bonus level*
i mean, think about it man....think of all the other universes that are out there....and they could be having this very same conversation! just THINK ABOUT IT!
yeah.....i'm thinking....*manual shut down*
i mean, think about it man....think of all the other universes that are out there....and they could be having this very same conversation! just THINK ABOUT IT!
....

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hahahaha! look at that guy! he's got a funny hat on!
that's his hair.
oh. hahaha! look at THAT guy!
don't point at me. anyway, shouldn't we be studying?
stud.....y....ing?
i...di...ot.

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
isn't drama great,
it's almost as if....................................
he's saying something. then again...

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
*brrring!* oh no! its the bell...we simply must get to class!
what is with this crap? a programme set in a SCHOOL? pah! there's never anything decent on the tv!!
oh timmy, what will we do?
......hi!
okay....i want out.

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hi!
.....thats not very nice.
i'm going now.

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
i don't know you, but i can tell you're a jerk.
man....i need to get outta this hellhole
....don't go
hey, a computer! sweet!
....nuts.
woaaah they have games on this thing and everything!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
have you seen the new guy?
...should i have?
well,he seems a little strange to me..
strange?
well....for one thing, he seems to speak differently
what, you mean he makes sense?

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
well this sucks.
so...you're the new guy
so it would seem.
hey! the dog is dancing! how do you do that?!
i can pull off his legs if you want..
noooo!!!! fluffy!!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
so...this is your school huh?
yeah....it kinda sucks.
how come? there seems to be some cool people here.
i guess....oh yeah, there's the funny kid that snorts milke through his nose!
call me when the ambulance comes
haha there he is now!!! snort, kid, SNORT!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
so...i met the new guy
good...that's good.
why do i hang around with you?
i could go for a sandwich

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hmm...
what's up, teach?
i could have SWORN i was meant to do something today....
umm teach us?
don't be daft, now go play while i ram these nails into my head.
YAY!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
*brrring!*
oh god, not the bell!! the dreaded bell! bringing fear and horror into our very SOULS!!
uh...that's the last bell. we can go home now.
yay!!
and....off he skips.i suppose i better leave too..
wait...i gotta get out of the tv!!
it's everyone else...you're not insane...it's EVERYONE ELSE

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
why haven't you gone home?
not much point. everyone hates me there....i like the school, it makes me feel better.
well uh-
oh. goodbye
i miss him already.

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hey, i'm outta that lame-o school!
now where the hell am i?
what the...
oh COME ON! HIM?
hey! it's you!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
hey....blonde kid...do you know where we are?
nope!
hey..what happened to your clothes?
what happened to your body?
what the hell are you on about?mmm banana....
can i have some?

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
okay...so i'm a monkey...and you're...half naked.
i wanna go home.
i'm sorry, but that is impossible.
what the....who was that?!
FUNNY MAN!
what are you on about... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
I DON'T WANT MY CLOTHES

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
somebody explain all of this!!
mommy.
what would you like me to do?
change me back.
mommy?
there you go.
allright! now...where are we? and who are you?
hehehe mommy's running away!

 

by mojojojofish
6-24-04
i am the controller. i control all of television. that is why you are here.
but what have i got to do with tv?
i heard how much you were complaining about television, so i brought you here.
what about that stupid lame-ass school? what was with that?
hey! SCHOOL IS COOL
...what did he just say?
don't be mean to me! i like school!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
so anyway...i'm sorry about the school, there was a slight mishap..
that's okay...just as long as you can get me home..
yeah..home is good
*ahem* well yeah..about that..
what?! you CAN send me home, right?!
yeah..home is good
umm...well you see i'm kinda new at this...
oh fu-
i wanna go zap!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
hey...you wouldn't happen to know where he went, would you?
me? how would I know?!
dammit...the boss isn't gonna like this
can't you go....run around or something?
yay!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
it's just like bloody mcdonalds..damn trainees!
i don't know, but he made a mean marmite sandwich
hey i'm home SWEET! i wonder how blondie's getting on...
hehe..fertilize my babies!
haha! you're funny!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
what the--
meep
oh boy! a new pet!
meep
hoookay..you do anything else?
meep

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
welcome. yes, you're dead. welcome to the afterlife.
my, you're a big fella.
fancy being the new tooth fairy? no? more free teeth for me then

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
BABY!! aww lookit the ickle baby...he's so cuuuute!
sweet

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
so i says to molly i says...
god this guy is so boring
blahblahblahblahblah
hehe i'm glad i pissed in his beer...
and that's why i only have one nipple.
heh..

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
hey..my webcam is working.
hahahah who's that? he's silly!
that's you. you just pointed and laughed at yourself in front of hundreds of people looking at my page.
remind me to lock you out of my room more often.
they can't see me now!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
hi!
i can't find my socks!
uhh...where did you last see them?
i don't know!!
uhhh....i'll come back at a better time...
my poor socks, what have they DONE to you??!!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
young witch, now you must learn the dark art......of housecleaning.
joy.
first, you need your equipment. see my plunger for unplugging toilets?
i have my broom.
good. now make a start on the kitchen while i watch the football.
*sigh* men.

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
hahaha funny green man!
i'm a little lost, could you help me?
....
I SAID--
hahaha funny green man!
i'm gonna be here a looooong time..

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
so...this is the end of the world...s'up gnome
mutini!
this is where i was born...s'up Jeremiah
woof?
and this is my 'happy place' s'up sharkman
poppywhonow?

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
i just called...to say..i love you..
well this sucks.

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
*brrrring!*
*dumdedum*
*brrrring!*
?
*brrrring!*
what?!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
*brrring*
answer me, nitwit!
hey...someone's done something to the phone...
*brrring*
ooh! that'll be tony!!!
tony? what's he done to our phone?!
i can't believe tony would do this. it's so unlike him to destroy our property...hey..the funny noise has stopped.
dammit!

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
ring again tony ring again tony ring again tony
ain't gonna work missy
woah! you TALK?
ypu'd be surprised at what i can do.
can you make tony ring me?!
don't push it, missy

 

by mojojojofish
6-25-04
so....what CAN you do?
well....
wow. you made the walls green. i am SO impressed
oh come on, i'm a talking phone, what more do you want?!
it would be cool if you could change into something else...
aah yes...the ol' morphing trick.

 

by mojojojofish
6-27-04
well....are you gonna morph or not?
give me a second, i need to gain my 'morphing chi'
*nnnnnn*
okay i'm done.

 

by mojojojofish
6-27-04
so...morphing?
aah yes, now i have my 'morphing chi', i can morph into whatever i desire.
*bing*
you chose a DOG?!
...woof?

 

by mojojojofish
6-28-04
....soo uhhh can you do anything at all about tony?
um..not really
you were more use as a phone.
i mean...hehe...you're a great dog!here...have a bone..
mmmmmm

 

by mojojojofish
7-10-04
bee bee buzz like a bee bee buzz does
...?
say it
bee bee buzz does bee buzz.....bee...
haha! you suck!
bee.....buzz.....does...

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