All comics by monkeyturds

 

The Old man his Whore and her crack. by monkeyturds 1-24-01
RING!! RING!! I should get that maybe its the whore I ordered...	25 minutes later.. jeez its been so long i forgot what to do! I can't believe I have to fuck this old dood so i can buy CRACK!!!!	from not having her crack in so long, The Whore starts to see things not quite how they really are... Ahhh NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT!!!!!!

 

bored. by monkeyturds 1-24-01
His first day out of the mental hospital, bob watches the news.. Under President Bush's new gun law: anyone can have a gun and kill whoever they want.	....later that day at walmart. This here gun is so powerful you could kill uh elephant. duh. YES!! YES!! JUST WHAT I WANTED A GUN TO KILL UH.. ELEPHANTS..	Umm.. Can i Kill you? no.

 

Satan Funnies by monkeyturds 1-24-01
Perhaps my spell will work this time. I have the fire burning just right to commune with the devil.	Ah he appears Hello, I am Satan, what can I grant you my young witch.	Why the fuck do you look like a clown? Im a dipshit.

 

Satan Funnies by monkeyturds 1-24-01
Perhaps my spell will work this time. I have the fire burning just right to commune with the devil.	Ah he appears Hello, I am Satan, what can I grant you my young witch.	Why the fuck do you look like a clown? Im a dipshit.

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