moptopknifefight  

Thank you so much Mr. Confessional! Your tales of heartbreak and teenage crushes have changed my life!

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It's helped me through stressfull crushesm given me a place the hope for that special someone, and taught me to love myself!

It's my pleasure...say, would you like to go somewhere private and talk about my emotions?

You do realize I'm a 14 year old boy correct?

...and how!