Politics Package The Pillaged Village

Author: mrbun

Date: October 4, 2004

by mrbun
10-04-04
And now moving to consumer news, popular battery company Energizer was forced to recall some toy bunnies today for fear of choking hazards amongst youngsters.
Yes, Janet, I've learned from my experience in the church that children can't be trusted not to choke on anything furry they are given.
You are the most despicable person I have ever met. Why in heaven's name did I ever agree to do the news with you?
It's all part of your plea bargain.
Don't remind me.
You know, I once had an Energizer Bunny, but I put the batteries in backwards. It kept coming and coming and coming...