Fairy God Mother

Author: mrhouse1842

Date: October 22, 2006

by mrhouse1842
10-22-06
Whatzit!?
Magical Noises!!!
Who are you?
Hey kid! I'm your fairy God mother, Brenda. I'm probably not much to look at and I think mostly of myself but I can buy you cigaretts and talk about STDs.
But I'm not a Christian and was never baptised so I can't have a God mother
AAAAGH! DAMN YOUR LOGIC!!!