msdanesco  

Young man, come learn the sides of WWI easily.

How?

First the Triple Entente. Britain, France, Russia. Just think: "Tiny Europe: BIG FREAKIN' RUSSIANS!" T-E-B-F-R

And the triple Alliance?

The Triple Alliance of Germany, Italy, Austria Hungary "Twenty Apples? Germany Is A Hog!"

Cool. I'm out.