mshirlen

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Please ignore the first fucking catholics. It was a mistake, okay? Also, keep in mind that this is a mostly true story.

Things I wish I had the balls to say...

by mshirlen
3-05-01


	You're not going to eat that cookie dough are you?


	Well, actually I wasn't, but why shouldn't I?


	Eating raw cookie dough is the leading cause of salmanella cases among young adults.


	I think you should be aware that among young adults, retarded roommates are the leading cause of homicide.