All comics by mskat

 

by mskat
5-22-07
Oprah's doing a damn good show, if a little one-sided.
Is it about hyenas having sex?
Because if so, I am turning it on right now.
I am very curious.

 

by mskat
5-22-07
I thought that movie was a heartwarming box of chocolates for the heart and soul.
Then I turned twelve.

 

by mskat
5-22-07
I love that thing where, a fan has been waiting for like YEARS to just ask this ONE thing.
To have that 30 second interaction with a hero, someone they admire so deeply, and you think they may combust. LOVE THAT.
Even the cringeworthy questions, where I think to myself, "WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE SOCIAL SKILLS? WERE YOU RAISED IN A SMALL, DARK BOX LIKE...VEAL?"

 

by mskat
5-22-07
Beignets and paczi?
It's like I've died and gone to ethnically-named-doughnut heaven!

 

I'm kind of a schaedenfraulein, if you hadn't noticed.
by mskat, 5-22-07

 

I'm kind of a schaedenfraulein, if you hadn't noticed.
by mskat, 5-22-07

 

by mskat
5-22-07
Didn't you make out with Carrot Top once?
JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!
I just saw him naked

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