Standard employment forms...
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| In order to be approved for the job, we're going to have to ask you some standard questions. | |
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| I've never been a big fan of standard questions... | |
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| Have you been convicted of any crimes? | |
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| Does having a Dutch widow trapped in your basement count as a 'crime'? | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't think you're the right person for the job. | |
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| What did I ever do with her? | |
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