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| Hello, my name is Ralph Worel. I'm a pathelogical liar. For the purpose of this comic, I will tell the truth. | |
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| I'm Mark. You ruined my life. | |
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| I steal thousands of dollars from women, key their cars, slice their trampolines, break into their houses, steal important legal documents, and then go to sleep and do it again the next day! | |
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| I got kicked off the police force in Regina for assaulting a woman, and now I sell vacuum cleaners to people who don't want them! I have a dangerously low self-esteem, and depend others' attention! | |
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| Nobody's going to your funeral. Do us all a favour and donate your body to science. Now. | |
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