Mislaid #20

Author: mutster101

Date: December 22, 2005

by mutster101
12-22-05
Say I did fall for your sales pitch. What do you have that I might be interested in buying?
Perfume? Clean Underwear? Socks?
You'll have to do better than that
Penguin repellent?
Yes! I'll do anything. I'm yours. Take me now, take me hard
It's no fun if you don't haggle!