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by mutten
9-09-06
What' your Name?
Bat
Really?
Yes really!
That's Be alot more convincing if it wasn't so cliche
SHUT UP!

 

by mutten
9-09-06
What's Your Name?
Bat
Oh really?
yeah Really!
That'd Be Alot more convincing if it wasn's so Cliche
SHUT UP!

 

by mutten
9-09-06
This is a note to all readers!
Please Ignore the comic called Bill and Bat there was a spelling mistake
Please go to the comic Bill and Bat 1 its the same oen without spelling mistakes

 

by mutten
9-09-06
So this is Your Bedroom
Yep
hm
its kinda cramped if ya ask me
YOUR LUCKY I'M LETTING YOU STAY HERE THE NIGHT!

 

by mutten
9-09-06
We Now return back to Startreck
Yo
Stay back man I have a Gun
Peace Man
I'm Warning You
Is It me or is TV getting lamb
It's you

 

by mutten
9-09-06
H-Hi Susan
Hi Bill
Well seeya
SCORE!!!!
Oh please if ya think that's a score ya might as well start watching Quere eye for the straight Guy

 

by mutten
9-09-06
Have you ever wondered if aliens are real?
I did once
Rah, Fear me I'm an alien
No your not, your a slice of bacon
But That was a long, long time ago

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Sit
Roll Over
Whats next Play Dead?
Okay I shall say no more

 

by mutten
9-10-06
This was the terrible scene seen here today at Theatre De Theatre caused by a mister bat
And I mean Whats up with George Bush Going into Iraq! SCREW YOU BUSH!
And so that wraps it up for tonights news I'm Some Old Guy With not much hair left and I'll see you tonight on the 11 O'clock news of America
Why must you do stuff like that?
I can't help it

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Hey Phil
H..e..l..l..o
What are you doing
F..r..e..a..k..i..n..g.. y..o..u o..u..t
It's not working
O..h c..r..a..p

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Oww a suspicios looking huy that is perhaps from Al-Quiada and is about to crash the plane
Oww a suspicios looking huy that is perhaps from Al-Quiada and is about to crash the plane
suddenly I feel like I shouldn't be on this plane anymore

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Ah it's the end of the world oh why me lord!!!
What's going on?
......... I have a twin brother
*sigh* You made me miss the last episode of Star Treck for that!

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Previosly on Star Treck
Hey! Give me back my GameBoy
Barney Hide and seek
You asked for it mate
Hey isnt that the kid with the hearing aid behind the bush
MY DOOM HE'S HERE!

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Can I help you?
Yes, I am looking for a Mr. Bat
Oh
BBBBAAAATTTT! I think what you describe as your doom is here!

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Please come in we were just watching star treck
Is thsi that one where Spork steals the Captain's Gameboy
Yeah
Give me back my Game Boy!
Barney hide and Seek... Hey isn't that the kid with the hearing aid behind the Tree

 

by mutten
9-10-06
Sorry about all the blood around my mouth, I've just been eating
That's okay just go down the hallway and turn to your left then you'll enter the bathroom and there should be a cloth there for you to wipe your face
Good he's Gone now let's mmake a break for it through the window before he comes back

 

by mutten
9-10-06
And That was the Tragic Accident that happened at the Super Market today
This just in Steve Irwin is Dead
Poor Steve Irwin. The good always die young
I'm not saying your good but I know you'll die young if we don't get out of here before my brother comes back

 

by mutten
9-11-06
You gotta calm down with the whole brother thing
No I don't he's mad I tell ya MAD!
Hey There folks, It's me that Paper Clip guy you see on your compuetr when in Word Document I'm here to tell you about microsoft's new computers. BUY THEM OR I'LL MAKE YOU GO MAD!!!
God these microsoft computers are crap, I can tell ya one thing i'm never gonna buy one thats for sure- ohh crap I think I just went mad

 

by mutten
9-11-06
We now will take a moment to the victims of the tragic accident that happened 5 years ago, less we forget them
Just so you know we are about to crash into the Twin Towers
Oh man this means I won't get to see the rest of the inflight movie
I wonder if we go outside and look up we'll see my rother has left and is now on a plane about to crash into the same place where the twin towers where
Okay now your really starting get on my nerves

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Bill, Bill, Bill I took a survey that said I am most likely to be an accountant
So ya go a job as an accountent then
Well ofcourse not, I'm a bat

 

by mutten
9-12-06
We now return to Bugs Bunny
So er Bugs um Seen any good movies lately
Nah
Um Read any er good books lately?
Nah
You even like this stuff!
Hey that's not nice there was a point in your life when you enjoyed saturday morning cartoons

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Next Time on Yakillamon
What do we do Oshi
i don't now Yumaki
Still watching Saterday morning cartoons then
No, No I'm watching some hard core anime
Besides SpongeBob Squarepants is on next

 

by mutten
9-12-06
alright I'm turning the Tv off
Startreck is on next
oww Cool can I watch it with you when it comes on
sure
5 minutes later
And that is how its done

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Bat we got a new TV it's down stairs
Yay now if you bring it uop here we'll be able to see the end of Dragon Ball Z while still catching the start of Family Guy
MUUUUUUM! I STILL CAN'T GET HIM OF THE TV!

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Now you can order monopoly on your phone
Why I say what an offer BUY NOW! (or I'll crush you into tiny pieces)
I feel like we should do something about this mum!
must Buy Monopoly over the phone, Must Buy

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Man Phil I can't get my pet bat away from the TV
I caught him watching commercials for buying monopoly over the phone. *sigh* i just don't know what to do
You weren't lisetning where you
He He Not at all mate

 

by mutten
9-12-06
I'm afraid Bad that Phil is staying over tonight andwe're watching TV
as you wish
Well he took that pretty well
downstairs
I've always wanted to see this episode of American Dad

 

by mutten
9-12-06
I'm going down stairs to get a drink want anything?
no thanks
AH HA!
I knew you left to easy
Get out of the way I'm watching American Dad and Stan has just locked the neighbors in his anti-terrarisom jail garden thing

 

by mutten
9-12-06
No I refuse to walk down this street you can't make me
HEY MARIO MOVE DAMN YOU, YOUR JUST A GAMEBOY CHARACTER NOW MOVE! MOVE WHEN I TELL YOU TOO, STUPID GAMBOY
Hey I got Mario to move!
Don't ya just love that episode of Startreck when captain can't use the controls on his gameboy

 

by mutten
9-12-06
So you're the new kid
The world is like dead to me man
So your a goth
The world is like dead to me man
Is that all you can say?
probably

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Hey Bill, Harry Potter is on tonight
Dumbledoore Voldmort is out to kill me
Tell me something I don't know
It wasn't really that good after the second movie

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Santa
Um Bat No Offense but its September
Let's not try and ruin the moment

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Um yeah I'll have a slice of bacon and a glass of root beer please
Si
I'm the slice of bacon you ordered and i'm the slice of bacon your gonna get now eat me! EAT ME!
Wow! if this is what you get when you order a slice of bacon I'd love to try their pasta

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Will god still love me no matter what I do wrong
Ofcourse he will
Oh thank god for that, man that's a load of *phew* I thought I was going to hell for that dead hooker last Tuesday

 

by mutten
9-12-06
Hey I figured out how we could make money
How? And this better not be sell lemonade in the street for 10 cents
Hah that's a good one but I was thinking more along the lines of making an agency and we could get at least %10 of every client we sign
That's stupid
It's either that or selling lemonade in the street for 10 cents
Damn you and your logic

 

by mutten
9-13-06
Do you know anyone looking for an agent?
No, why?
Oh nothing it's just Phil and his crazy idea's
You need some money don't you

 

by mutten
9-13-06
What are you doing?
I'm surfing the net ya see we gotta advertise the agency
I'm on some forum at the moment
Hey isn't that, that goth kid from our class?
Man, He must where alot of make up at school

 

by mutten
9-13-06
Fancy seeing him on the net, This is like the time I was on Startreck
You were on Starterck
Yeah back in 2001
Captain, we are officially out of peanuts

 

by mutten
9-13-06
Hey Isn't that one of the loser's in my class?
Man...
He must where like alot of make up at school

 

by mutten
9-13-06
So Coyote how does it make you feel that Road Runner got cancelled
I think THANK GOD! FINALLY!
I couldn't bear being hit in the head with another bolder
I really don't like the way TV's going these days
same here

 

by mutten
9-13-06
So hows the agency thing going?
not so well
no you cannot have a job

 

by mutten
9-13-06
So you doing much?
Not now Bill, I got Justin Timberlake on the phone and I just got an e-mail form beyonce, Yeah so thats the 1206 okay Justin
Can you hold for a see Justin, oww anotehr e-mail from Beyonce so she's got the 120 in good, right ''Dear Beyonce....''
You really think we can pull of this agency thing don't you
prectice makes perfect Bill now meet me in my office in 5 minutes!

 

by mutten
9-13-06
Hey Bill, I found a client, presenting... Bacon guy
Hey! Bat you gotta come see this
Rah!
Hey aren't you that slice of bacon that kidnapped me and said you were an alien back in '99
Possibly

 

by mutten
9-13-06
Aww crap I forgot to take my medication to make me stay looking liek a slice of bacon!
3 hours later
Here's your bill
You can't expect me to pay the bill
Well let's se, I could probably get $20 from Aunt Luisa and probably $5 from Fred..... I might be $30 short

 

by mutten
9-13-06
This just in The classic Tv show Bugs Bunny May be cancelled after this scene shown today
Move any closer and your dead
C'mon you have to say that's weak
not hearing ya buddy

 

by mutten
9-13-06
And now its time for the new lame comepletely boring series of Tom and Jerry
Man i don't believe no one else thinks Tv is lame these days
WHY DON'T YA COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

 

by mutten
9-14-06
And now back to ''Hippies gone wild''
Vegtable rights and Peace
Yeah What he said
Its so great to watch Crap TV without Bill saying how lame tv's getting these days
What are you watching
Well it was fun while it lasted

 

by mutten
11-28-06
Hey Guys I'm Happy to annouce that...
Wait for it...
2 hours later
Just say it already
Okay fine ''Mr. Rush'' I'm pleased to annuce that Bill and Bat is Back!

 

by mutten
11-28-06
And now for a comic that is marked Episode 47 but should be Episode 46, Tom
Well Helen the news is that The famous comic Bill and Bat has returned
We now go live to Mr. Bat Nacho's house where the celebration has begun
So Bat how do you feel about the comics return after a 2 month abscense
Hey are we live or is this being filmed 2 days prior to the air date

 

by mutten
11-28-06
Hey everyone, Its Episode 50!!! (The author had a miss count and thought it was 48 but its 50) And as a 50 comic reward the authors' gonna let Bill score!!!
Here goes
H-Hey S-Susan what's u-up
loser
Hey don't look at me like that I suggested we have all the people who have made an appearence in the comic come along and party

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