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| Welcome to Red Bank. How may I help you. | |
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| Yeah, I want to leave my Credit Union now that I'm in a large city. I'm looking for something more convenient. | |
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| It's important for us to have proof that we can trust you. Have you ever had an account with a real bank or taken out a major credit card? | |
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| Okay, if you go to the door on your right, marked SCUM, a hooded man will flog you and take a dump in you mouth. Then I'll set up an account with long holds on your cheques. How does that sound? | |
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