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by my_starzz
11-15-01
what everyone would love to do...
dude... got any spare change?
hmmm... let's see...
......?????
NO!!!!
and so the world is made right again...
why me?
wow... I somehow feel so much better...

 

by my_starzz
11-15-01
I hate my life....
A lesson learned... hopefully.
ouch...

 

by my_starzz
11-15-01
man I'm bored
I'll entertain you
nah...

 

by my_starzz
11-15-01
So, bujiklat, how's the probing?
good.... good...
The patient is making a remarkable recovery
I feel so violated...
Hey! I heard that! you know aliens have feelings too...
???????

 

by my_starzz
11-15-01
.........
I wonder if he knows how I feel about him?
have I ever told you that I can read minds?
.........
.........
DAMN!!!

 

by my_starzz
11-15-01
.........
dude, what are you thinking about?
.......
dude?
I dunno, man...

 

by my_starzz
11-16-01
World's most annoying people...
Is there really any meaning to life?
oh, great... this again...
Do I look fat in this?
For the last time... NO!!
hey... pull my finger...
NO!!! That's not what I came for...

 

by my_starzz
11-19-01
loose hooker on the loose
stop that hooker
i need some cash
she's on the loose all over the streeets, keep your children indoors
they'll never find me
she's changing her identity
stop fallowing me kid im just trying to make a few extra bucks

 

by my_starzz
11-19-01
mumble, mumble...
hmmm... he's cute...
what are you doing?
huh?
God, why must you burden me with unbridled uncoolness?

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
dear John, I am sorry to inform you that I have left you for Satan....
... and have sent one of his minions to end your miserable life as quickly as possible and send you into the most firey pit of hell...
eh... could be worse...

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
hallo, sista... me a cah-toon!
yes... me a cah-toon too!
...........
.........
this no fun... let us take over world with our evil cah-toon ways
.... you ah stupid... do not speak... *chuckle*

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
hello mister! My name is...oh, where'd he go?
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!
hello m'am! My.... gee, she's running pretty fast...
Or it could be that they're horrendously ugly...
Maybe it's our speech bubbles...
maybe...

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
I have come for you... it is time for you to make the journey from life into eternal damnation...
hmmm....
well?...
hmmm....
I hate it when they do that...

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
the negative child
howdy partner
shut up and stop looking at me , turn around
this kid is really hurting my feeling
you smell like a fart and your fat
dont make fun of your elders
could you stop making fun of me please
shut up , who said you could turn around. your ugly

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
what not to talk about at a party
hay i heard your wife left you for another man, you must feel like shit right now, hay
this guy's an ass!!
um no why would i want to talk about that
hay my parents died when i was 10 you want to talk about that
..........HUH.???
i dont no.

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
so, whaddaya want to do?
kiss you
ghasp!
yesssssssssss!

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
take charge
how you doin
um pretty good
tell her she's good looking
whats cooking good looking!!
oh like thats original....gez
say something quick cover up your old mistake
...........how you doin!!!
ugh

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
Things not to say on a first date:
Hey, aren't you my cousin?
...eew...
Man, my sex change was the best thing I ever did...
ummm... I just remembered... I have to be somewhere...BYE!
I think I'm in Love with you...
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
gee, it's lonely being a bench
...no one to keep you company...
sigh!
party pooper.

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
hey babey, wanna play?
ummmmm...
what?
sorry, I've just never seen a penguin hooker before
are you insulting me?
well... yeah... I thought I'd made that clear already...

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
I'm bored...
I think I'll stick this nail into my head
ouch...
I told you not to do that!

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
dude, can you imagine what this new watch is going to do for your sex life?
well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but I figure once I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on track...
what?!?!?
dude you're gross

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
someday soon,I will forget you... la la la la....
omigod he's in the audience.. close your eyes, girl... if I can't see him, he can't see me...
nope... still there...

 

by my_starzz
11-20-01
did you hear about Bob?
no... what happened to him?
he got eaten by a shark...
hmph!
geesh... some people just don't learn...
heh, heh, heh...

 

by my_starzz
11-21-01
howdy partner!
aww... it's a cowey- boy... ain't that nice... I mean...
... who'da thunk that I would find my very own cowey-boy to take'a care of lil' ol me... I never in a million years thought that...
moral: shut up while you're ahead
yip... I'm outta here...
...I would ever get mine own cowey-boy... I gotta tell bobby-belle this story... she ain't never had her own cowey-boy...

 

by my_starzz
11-22-01
the asians are even on my side... see?
Please Billy? She's real nice...
yeah... please, Billy? And she's a really good girlfriend...
the asians know all
c'mon... you know you like her...
yeah... you want to kiss her... she knows... hee hee!
I 've never wooed anyone before, it's usually me being wooed... but how am I doing? Is it working yet?
it's okay, though... she understands... so whaddaya say?
Well? Give her a chance!

 

by my_starzz
11-24-01
He loves me...
He loves me not...
I hate taking chances...

 

by my_starzz
11-24-01
The paranoid bunny watches TV
TV sucks
Tonight on XTV, from the creators of "watching grass grow", a thrilling documentary: "watching paint dry"...
(sigh) I'm so outta here
... at eight, a captivating episode of "watching faucets drip"...and at nine...
moral: never give up on TV. There'll always be something on later...
oooh, sounds good...
...a brand new episode of "watching gardens grow"

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
The adventure in love continues...
So, Maura, what do you think is the purpose of life?
I think that all life is like a classroom and our purpose is to learn...
Well then, why have you still not learned anything about guys?
I know a lot about guys!
well, then, like what?
well, there's... and... and then there's... ugh! why do I even bother?

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
Girls vs. Boys
Man, I like her so much!
Ugh! Why doesn't he like me?
I'd kiss her if only she liked me back...
Oh God, why doesn't he like me back?
to be continued...
ummm... Maura, are you ok? You keep making weird faces...
sigh! If he only knew...

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
Girls vs. Boys II
no seriously... tell me...
well... I... uhhh... I like you, Pete.
omigod she likes me back....
omigod... I told him and he didn't say it back...
to be continued...
cool... I like you too...
YESSSSS!!!

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
and so, shock settles in...
awkward silence
to be continued...

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
2 minutes later...
wow... ummm... you're a good kisser...
Yeah, thanks... you too
So, you wanna get outta here and go make out and stuff?
And they lived happily ever after...
Yes.... yes I do.... very much so.... let's go

 

by my_starzz
11-25-01
Well, I'm leaving.
What? Why?
What, do you think I don't know you've been fattening me up for Christmas?
Well, that's just not true...
Hey, John, great turkey... Where'd you get it?
Oh, I raised it... close call, too... he knew I was gonna serve him for Christmas dinner so he tried to run away... Good thing I lied and told him it wasn't true...

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