This is fucking ridiculous. Serve me. Why are you being a bitch? Isn't my money good enough for you? Certainly seemed fine earlier when I tipped you for my last order.
Like I said, you are overly intoxicated. We cut you off. Please take this water. But, here, you know what? You can also have this shot on the house. So sorry for your inconvenience.
Fuck right. That's how you treat a customer.
Yep. Enjoy. It's pretty strong so I hope that's ok.
Dude! We cut him off! What did you just give him?!
Oh, no need to worry. He's enjoying a shot of grapefruit juice, grenadine, and tonic water. I always take care of my best customers. Be glad we don't stock prune juice. That could get ugly.
