Did you know that anecdotal evidence suggests that being curt with customers instead of super sweet makes you more tips. Crazy, right?
Hm. That is an interesting theory for sure.
later
But... I haven't even told you what I want...
Listen, you waste of space. Hand over six bucks then take your cup of piss water and your sorry self out of my sight. I'm sick of having to deal with losers like you all night.
Dude! I said you should be curt. Not be a giant asshat.
Semantics. Tips are about the same as always, but this approach feels so freeing.
