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by nate
4-18-01
MOVE 'ZIG'

 

by nate
4-20-01
I am vaguely hungry.
I am happy!
Because I am chasing you, I am sexually aroused and more hungry than before!
I am afraid of dying but still happy!
Now I am happy.

 

by nate
4-20-01
I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.
I am Jesus.
I am also Jesus.

 

by nate
4-20-01
It is the night; nay, it is the night in the shadows of the city, in the glowing acid bath of the television, and is not quite night, but a new kind of dark time that hates and vanquishes the old.
But young, scornful night, where are the evening gifts of your father? The tired hungers, then the full kisses, then the ancient release of the day's love's labour?
Let's domesticate some animals!
I'll go and invent written language!

 

by nate
4-20-01
u sux0r ill ownage u
wtf lmao gtfo lol u sux

 

by nate
4-23-01
I don't want to be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Debbie.

 

by nate
4-29-01
Is everyone a cowboy?
Yep.
Hm...
Are you posit---
Quiet or we'll tie you to a tree.

 

by nate
4-29-01
Fuck tha police.
But as long as I stay black, I gotta stay strapped, and I neva getta lay back.
Don't believe the hype!
Weed, hoes, dough!
Bruthas gonna work it out.

 

by nate
4-29-01
On one hand, Miguel is extraordinarily talented at making repetitive low-brow humor consistently funny. We do laugh at it, after all. Can humor be both funny and wrong?
Possibly. Either way, it is definitely abusive. We don't even know how much of his baseness is constructed rather than intrinsic in him. Probably not much, given his easy execution of it.
Yes, on a certain level it may very well be hateful drivel, but since we realize that, is it really inappropriate for us to take some hedonistic joy in it? After all, we ourselves are fat.
But even if our enjoyment consitutes something other than bigotry, is it really acceptable? Are we just fooling ourselves with such self-aware intellecutalism? Are we truly not being abusive?
Fuck man, I don't know. It's FUNNY though. There is a fatist, bigotry-hungry animal within all of us, right? We live by judging, and collectively we are a fool no matter the philosophy.
All you've established is that our behavior is quintessentially human and justifiable in a futilistic sense. But isn't the goal to be better than average? We must hate ourselves and thus be redeemed!

 

by nate
5-04-01
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
Kill everything.
XY-17 (Do you know, do you know?)
YOU KNEW YOU KNEW YOU KNEW
I was molded, and on the last day as I was being torn out, I looked down at my confines and wept, for I was a plastic toy in a bad, bad world.
Kill everything! Kill everything! KILL EVERYTHING! KILL YOUR PARENTS KILL THE POLICE KILL EVERYTHING KILL IT NOW KILL IT!
YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE
bUt WuT of LuV? Tha sweeT looks and the Ling3RiNg TucHz? y Must ThaT go as well; is it not enough to compensate for the otherwise righteous death of everything?
Bow before it in the dead of night, but if it must die then mourn love not: JUST FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING KILL IT NOW DADA PLASTIC ETHYL ETHYL TREATY COURT ETHYL SUFFERING EVERYWHERE OH FUCK OH FUCK

 

by nate
5-04-01
We are symbols of oppression. We hate Native Americans and filled their much-beloved land with hordes of beef and bickering, greedy white people.
Yep.
Let's fuck.
Well, okay.

 

by nate
5-04-01
Baby, ain't it strange?
I know, yeah, I know. But we gotta stay.
I don't see--
Don't you worry about it. I think it'll be the same if we go back.
UPsideDOWN
Well, fuck.

 

by nate
5-31-01
I love EVERYONE!
Except you.
Sigh... nobody loves me.

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