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This is my Profile! There are many like it, but this one is mine! The series "Troy, Demonic Efficiency Consultant" actually begins with Corporate Psycho. I am a stand up comic as well. You can see my real identity by visiting www.joshuareynolds.com . . . Um, I guess the url kinda kills the mystery.

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CC 159: Cindy Writes a Letter to Santa

by naz_ghul
12-13-02

Dear Santa, All I really want for Christmas is for my Mom and Dad to love each other again . . .

Every night they have the same argument, and it makes me sad.


	Don't fuckin' tell me how much I can drink you floppy-chested harpy! Just like my fuckin' mother! No wonder I never want to be home!


	Fuck you, Eric! You're never here because you're too busy deep-dicking anything that moves! I swear you'd hump oatmeal if it wiggled!


	So, Santa, all I want for Christmas is my parents back as they were. I miss my family. Signed, Cindy.


	Wow . . . Well, fuck her anyway. Too bad for her I'm Santa Claus, not fucking DYFUS. Malibu Barbie it is.

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