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by neemo7x
2-22-03
We find two evils staring at each other.
Hello, I am Satan. Really.
Yes well, I'm a Ghost.....So there.
Fool! I shall turn you into an Ostrich!
Okay!..What!?...I MEAN WAIT! EERGHT! SONOV!.....Shut up I'm cool!!
Whoa.... trippy.
Mwah ha ha!
I think you made a mistake................................... I am clearly a Gnu!

 

by neemo7x
2-22-03
I don't know. Really.
I'll make you an offer you can't a-refuse.
Yeah...um no.
Cursed his intelligence!!
I wish I had his pants.....
Oh dear, the end of the world...
I'll get him....somehow...
I sure hope they're in my size....

 

by neemo7x
2-22-03
Oh it's a little happy elf... oh and a kangaroo! What a happy-HEY! What?! No Mr.Kangaroo!
I bring you love.
IT BRINGS LOVE, KILL IT!!!!
I don't like where this is going.
AAAAAAAA!!!!
Come Back here!!!
Oh, well.
When do you think they'll be coming back?
Now how the hell would I know?

 

by neemo7x
2-22-03
My latest robot has gone awry!
So?!
A bit later...
Hello-Humanoid...BZZT!
This is the robot?! HAH!
CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
I've nothing to fear...

 

by neemo7x
2-23-03
Hi dude, What's up?
Oh, you see, it's like this, I was simply explaining to my uh, acquaintances here that you are not a monster, simply a talking cigarette. Kapeesh?
Oh.
He-heh...

 

by neemo7x
2-23-03
Weeooo..Weeeoooo HONK HONK!!! Weeeooooo...PUNCH!
What did you do to our mafia friend?!
Nothing!
WEOOO....AAh My eye!! Weeooo...weooo HONK!!!
Weooooo...Weoooo...Honk honk! SCREEEEEEEECH... please drive off me...
Really?
Did you know that over 53,000 people die from second-hand smoke EVERY YEAR?????!!!

 

by neemo7x
2-23-03
OOOGA-BOOOGA!! BLAH-BLOOBY!
What?
Nothing.

 

by neemo7x
2-23-03

 

by neemo7x
2-24-03
Yaaaaaaahhhhh!!! DIE!!
This is unBEARable! Ahee-he-he!
That comic made no sense! A plastic figure attacking a smoking dinosaur?!
And what did he mean unBEARable? Niether of those characters were bears!! I don't get it!
It's time to die.
Eh?

 

by neemo7x
4-19-03
I am so sick of people always talkin' about those damn asian girls!!
I know! I bet this site can't go a month without those annoying girls!
...
It's better than boring strips like this, though.
......Well... um..how 'bout that "Malibu's Most Wanted", eh?
..Oh, yeah that's so y'know... uh bad?... aw screw it...this strip is still pointless..

 

by neemo7x
4-19-03
Have you ever noticed how, in music it's getting harder and harder to come up with an original beat, so now songs are just rhyming words with a slight rythem in the backround?
Yeah... I guess our culture has really hit rock bottom...
yup...
oh yeah! Rock bottom all right..
Hey you guys! Usher spelled backwards is reshu!!!

 

by neemo7x
4-19-03
Hi...
No.
But, all I w-
No.
I just wanted to s-
I said no.

 

by neemo7x
4-21-03
Here is my half-assed attempt at office humor.
Hey, Sir!
Hm...yes?
Well, according to last years earnings and with the tax increase... it seems that, success is our only mother-f*cking option.
You're fired.

 

by neemo7x
4-23-03
'Ello!
WHAT-everr...
Death!
What?
Death, I say!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

by neemo7x
4-23-03
We meet two people who will fight..or be.. um...BE FIGHTED!!!!
We must defeat the British Dinosaur!!
Whaat?!?
Die Fiend!!!!
Whaat?!?
:)
SPLAT-O!!!

 

by neemo7x
5-09-03
Did you see where the British dino went?
No but if you give me a box of salt I'll teach you how to draw birds.
Die, um.. n- non... NON SUPPORTIVE GUY!!!
Ow.
Hello.
Huh?

 

by neemo7x
5-09-03
Oh dear.
...
What are YOU doing here?
Well you know, I was in the area and... you know in China, it's actually common-place t- PERISH IN FLAME!!
Eh?
Mwah-ha-ha!
Eeeeeee!

 

by neemo7x
9-26-03
With our only hero dead will the world fall before the feet of the almighty dinosaur?
Like, ow.
Hmm...
It would seem so.
YEEEEOOOOWWW!

 

by neemo7x
9-26-03
>Gasp!< Ze chosen one!
I will vanquish the mecha-shark!
You mean the dinosaur, right?
Huh? Oh... right, dinosaur.
KITTY !!!
Yes, very observant.
Awww.... kitty...

 

by neemo7x
9-26-03
Oh fuuu-fudge.
Intermission.
Yeah.
Ain't it a bitch...
Yeah... Let's watch cops fight!
Bring it, skinny.
Right, let's bash 'e noggin!

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