Sloppy to the MAX.

Author: nem0

Date: October 6, 2001

by nem0
10-06-01
Hey man, can I borrow some pants?
No way, you sloppy bastard.
Fine, then I'm gonna sleep on your couch NAKED.
Go ahead.
What? That was too easy.
Some kid peed on that couch last week, so I don't care what you do on it. Pleasant dreams!