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How to talk to girls after the apocalypse

by neumaverick
1-20-03

Step 1: Inform them of your importance


	You know, I could be the last man on earth.

Step 2: Show them that you care


	If you stay with me I'll let you have the side of the of the house that still has walls.

Step 3: Make them an offer they can't refuse


	With all this radiation some things have 'grown' about me.