neumaverick

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Reach out and crush someone

by neumaverick
3-27-03


	At first I was mad that I couldn't get call waiting for free.


	But then they told me to "Shut the fuck up or we'll give your girlfriend those Polaroids of you and that biker guy!"

Verizon, Make progress every day


	*Now I just...I just sign up for whatever calling plan they want me too. Sob**