Janitor Quest

Author: nibbleboing

Date: July 22, 2019

by nibbleboing
7-22-19
Deep in the bowels of some building that you hopefully don't reside in or work at...
So I says to the mold, "That's not my spore!"
Ha! Classic.
Two mutant mold creatures discuss moldy things. Quantum slimenamics, eating people, that sort of thing.
One million ounces of slime on the floor, one million ounces of slime!
Make it sentient, feed it a human, two million ounces of slime on the floor!
Meanwhile, our heroic janitor prepares himself for an epic battle...
Ok, Stan, this is it. This is the moment you've been training for...