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| Lauren!!! Why the hell did you give me the wrong time? You told me 7:45-8:00 and the damn buses are all gone! *flames shoot out of nose* | |
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| I'm so sorry dad. Please stop yelling, I didn't mean to- | |
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| Silence, foul wench! You are no longer fit to be called my daughter! Now humor me and wear the outfit of shame! | |
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| Oh, no, God no, not the leggings with the straps! Please anything but that, even the Teletubbie socks or the Winnie the Pooh Sweatshirt! | |
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Special shout out to my fuck of a father.
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| *pulls up to school* Now, honey, I love you and it's ok that you made a mistake about the time. I really didn't mind driving around for an hour and a half to accomodate your needs. | |
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| *scrambles to get out* Who is he kidding? Oh, well fuck that shit. Must get out of car! | |
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