Blame the small mark on cancer

Author: nicejohnson

Date: March 14, 2005

by nicejohnson
3-14-05
The problem
HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR NECK
What are you talking about I'm going to go look
The climax
Holy shit did I do that it is small like a tumor
gasp your first hickey
A satisfying resolution there's a standing ovation and only 3 refunds
over exaggerated laughter
melodramatic sigh now I have to wear a red scarf even though you are too incompetent to give a hickey in one place