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by nickgard
1-17-01
Earth first!
Well, I was gonna do Mars first...
...but I'll go with his suggestion.

 

by nickgard
1-17-01
You've not got the hang of this, have you?

 

by nickgard
1-17-01
Not much of a disco, is it?

 

by nickgard
1-17-01
Okay, so I can do-si-do. What's next?

 

by nickgard
1-17-01
Einstein's theories clearly indicate nothing can travel faster than light
Suddenly...
Yeah right! So how did I get here?

 

by nickgard
1-17-01
Watch as Flippy the Flea does a double somersault
Bugger! she landed in my ear again

 

by nickgard
1-18-01
Here?
Not here!
Here then?
No, not here either!
Well, here then?
Yeah! Do me quick behind this rock!

 

by nickgard
1-18-01
Y... er...
Stop! Let's try again
Y...um...
STOP!! And again!
Y...erm...
STOP! STOP!! STOP!!! Look, the line is Y...M...C...A! Got that?

 

by nickgard
1-18-01
So John, for a million pounds, what's the answer?
I'm not sure Chris, can I phone a friend?
Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing..... Briiiing...Briiiing

 

by nickgard
1-19-01
Too many beans again?
Sorry

 

by nickgard
1-19-01
Argh! A bug!
Gotta kill it!
Phew!

 

by nickgard
1-19-01
WOW! You see that?
Yeah! It landed right over there
Crap!
Crap!

 

by nickgard
1-20-01
W...er...
Next!
T...er...
Next!
...er...
Next! Nice outfit though

 

by nickgard
1-20-01
Tell me how you count
Well, mostly we use positional notation based on 10 digits, but our computers use binary...
...then there's octal and hexadecimal and any other number base you care to mention
Aha! The disguise worked. ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!

 

by nickgard
1-20-01
Oh, that's disgusting!
Someone sent me pictures of my sister naked
Aha! I'll take those! ALL YOUR BARE SIS ARE BELONG TO US!

 

by nickgard
6-11-02
The secret of the world's longest Pushme-Pullyu was soon discovered

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