Earth First by nickgard1-17-01 Earth first! Well, I was gonna do Mars first... ...but I'll go with his suggestion.
Theory of Relativity by nickgard1-17-01 Einstein's theories clearly indicate nothing can travel faster than light Suddenly... Yeah right! So how did I get here?
Flea by nickgard1-17-01 Watch as Flippy the Flea does a double somersault Bugger! she landed in my ear again
Cowboys in the Wild by nickgard1-18-01 Here? Not here! Here then? No, not here either! Well, here then? Yeah! Do me quick behind this rock!
At Rehearsal by nickgard1-18-01 Y... er... Stop! Let's try again Y...um... STOP!! And again! Y...erm... STOP! STOP!! STOP!!! Look, the line is Y...M...C...A! Got that?
Do you really know who your friends are? by nickgard1-18-01 So John, for a million pounds, what's the answer? I'm not sure Chris, can I phone a friend? Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing...... Briiiing...Briiiing..... Briiiing...Briiiing
65,000,000 years B.C. by nickgard1-19-01 WOW! You see that? Yeah! It landed right over there Crap! Crap!
At the Audition (A prequel) by nickgard1-20-01 W...er... Next! T...er... Next! ...er... Next! Nice outfit though
Jumping on the Bandwagon - Part 1 by nickgard1-20-01 Tell me how you count Well, mostly we use positional notation based on 10 digits, but our computers use binary... ...then there's octal and hexadecimal and any other number base you care to mention Aha! The disguise worked. ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!
Jumping on the Bandwagon - Part 2 by nickgard1-20-01 Oh, that's disgusting! Someone sent me pictures of my sister naked Aha! I'll take those! ALL YOUR BARE SIS ARE BELONG TO US!