Look at this smug little bastard back here. Thinks he owns the company just because he provides refreshment to the employees and is attractive to look at.
Yeah. But what can Mr. Watercooler REALLY do though? He has no computer chip, no AI, and he can't even move!
Maybe we'll grow to accept Watercooler boy though. Remember when Microwave started here? He was stuck up at first but he turned out to be a pretty cool guy.
I don't know...I don't think we'll ever be on the same wavelength as this fucker. At least Microwave was someone we could communicate with.
