Bettman on a conference call with (from left to right) Ilitch, LaCroix, Clarke, and Quinn.
...because of the $39 million cap, some of you spend happy teams will have to buyout your star players and make better use of your minor league players to cut costs.
Aw shucks, I don't want to buyout my guys' contracts. I like old people.
I just realized my team is about $70 million over the cap. I think I'm gonna cry.
Hello! I'm still looking for a goalie! HELLO!
You mean to tell that my mighty Leafs have a minor league team, and we can call up players? Shit, I had no idea.
