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| Hi, I'm Jesus. I enjoy long walks in the desert, good wine and dying for your sins. | |
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| I guess the only major downside to dating me is that i'm nailed to a cross and haven't taken a shower since the birth of christ. | |
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| But on the other hand you'll never have to wonder if i love you. | |
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