cookies! by nonapplicable12-21-01 I HAVE A COOKIE! EATING TIME Silly robot! You are MECHANIZED! I FAIL TO SEE THE PURPOSE OF MECHANIZATION That is because you are FAIL I SHALL CONSULT THE DICTIONARY Oh dear! The dictionaries have been burned!
cookies! (FIXED) by nonapplicable12-21-01 I HAVE A COOKIE! EATING TIME Silly robot! You are MECHANIZED! I FAIL TO SEE THE PURPOSE OF MECHANIZATION You are FAILURE@ I SHALL CONSULT THE DICTIONARY THIS COMIC THE THE LAST 2, BUT FIXED! HOORAY
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop! (PART I) by nonapplicable12-21-01 IN THE LAND OF CANDIED CHESTNUTS... I AM EURAKARTE! I CREATED SHAPIRO I CARE NAUGHT YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME! MAY I HAVE A LAPTOP? NOSIR! GO FIND THE WIZARD OF LAPTOP RETAIL THEN IT IS TIME I LEFT DO NOT FORGET ME!
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop! (PART II:The Finding) by nonapplicable12-21-01 IN UNCHARTED REGIONS I HAVE TRANSFORMED THE WIZARD OF LAPTOP RETAIL IS IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN I HAVE FOUND THE WIZARD OF LAPTOP RETAIL OH DEAR! YOU HAVE I DESIRE A LAPTOP SIR! YOU MUST CATCH ME FIRST!
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop PART III:The Shortage by nonapplicable12-22-01 IN THE AFGHAN WASTELAND I HAVE FOUND YOU SIR! ARE YOU PSYCHIC?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 LOL IT WAS OBVIOUS. I DESIRE A LAPTOP SIR THEY ARE 20 DOLLARS OH DEAR I ONLY HAVE 19.99 GIVE IT TO ME! RETURN WITH A PENNY
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop PART IV:Maniac Bob! by nonapplicable12-22-01 NEAR THE PENNY FACTORY I HAVE STOLEN ALL THE PENNIES IN THE WORLD I AM IN A DILEMMA SHOULD WE BATTLE FOR A PENNY? NOSIR! WHY DO YOU NEED PENNIES ANYWAY TO MAKE COPPER MR.SHAPIRO STATUES HOORAY!
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop PART V:Coffee Break!! by nonapplicable12-22-01 BACK TO THE WIZARD MANIAC BOB STOLE ALL THE PENNIES THERE IS ONE LEFT IN THAT HEAVILY GUARDED AMERICAN DEFENSE BUNKER IN THE BUNKER COFFEE BREAK! INDEED YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!! MAY I HAVE A PENNY? INDEED
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop PART VI:Plot Twists by nonapplicable12-22-01 ONCE AGAIN, BACK AT THE DESERT I HAVE THE PENNY! OH DEAR HE HAS LEFT TEH MOON!!!!!!!!!111 ONCE AGAIN YOU WERE HIGHLY PREDICTABLE! NOW GIVE ME A LAPTOP PLEASE I WOULD! BUT I AM NOT REALLY THE WIZARD OF LAPTOP RETAIL! I AM -- *GASP*! CyQ INDEED! LETTUCE GO HOME
Eurakarte and the quest for a laptop PART VII:A new quest? by nonapplicable12-22-01 IN THE LAND OF CANDIED CHESTNUTS... I HAVE FAILED MY QUEST :( EURAKARTE! 100'S OF VOLUNTEERS ARE CUTTING DOWN THE SILICON FOREST FOR A LARGE COMPUTER COMPANY VOLUNTEER TO DESTROY NATURE? HOW CAN THEY THE COMPANY IS GIVING THEM FREE LAPTOPS! .....I DESIRE A CHAINSAW INDEED
BEST OF PATRIOTISM by nonapplicable12-31-01 I am indifferent! I AM indifferent! I ... I .... I ... ... AM INDIFFERENT!
I HAVE MANY FLOPPIES by nonapplicable1-12-02 "PLUMBERS" "SKYROADS" "TORTURE JOHNNY" Torture johnny? YOU TORMENT A PIXELLATED MAN! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN SUCK HIS DICK UNTIL HE DIES! WHERE CAN I GET THIS!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!!