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by nonny
12-11-01
Satan's pet peeve

 

by nonny
12-11-01
Satan's pet peeve
Hi, there. Just thought I'd inform you that i DO have complete control over my humble home. I keep it this toasty because I like the burnt characteristics my skin takes on in the heat.
So don't think that that "god" character has anything to do with it. My point is, that a lot of you are using a phrase, goes a bit like this "yeah, when hell freezes over!"..
and it's really starting to annoy me. So the next time one of you says it, I'm gonna have to show your sorry-ass souls what it's like when hell really does freeze over!

 

by nonny
12-11-01
Pouty Devil
Why does everyone say 'goddamnit'?! Why don't they say "Satandamnit!"?
I have so much more fun damning things!

 

by nonny
12-13-01
First National Holiday Convention
Okay, the first National Holiday Convention is in order. What's your holiday and what signifiesit?
God: The birth of my son. It shall be "Christmas"...Presents shall signify this.
Damn, I wanted presents. Well, mine shall be "Halloween" and ..candy! shall signify it.
Shit! Mine shall be "easter" my resurrection from the grave...and ..what's left?
Umm...looks like all you got is eggs, Jesus.
Awww. .... Damn.

 

by nonny
12-26-01
Promoting Hell
Hi there. I know I keep popping up, but I just love to see all your smiling faces. Very different from the souls in my land down under.
I should start calling it that, people would start to think it's like the outback.
We don't have very many kangaroos, but we do have lovely bonfires.

 

by nonny
12-26-01
Ruler of the Universe -1
Ya know, I think we should have an election every couple years to determine the ruler of the universe..cuz I think we're all getting a little tired of this "god".
Did you know that 80% of the time the handsomer candidate wins? Coincidentally, do you know why you never see god? Cuz he is FUGLY!
..and why do you think people say things like 'look at that handsome devil'? so I am urging you all to vote for me in the next ruler of the universe election.

 

by nonny
12-26-01
Save the Taliban for God!
Sergeant, I want you to get in touch with the U.S. and tell them to leave the Taliban alone.
Yes, sir.
Wait a minute...what the hell?
Umm, sir...Might I ask why?
I don't want Bin Laudin down here... He freaks me out, man.

 

by nonny
1-27-02
Oh my God!
That's disgusting!
That is one gross guy!
That is sickening
Even I got more taste than that!
Stop dressing me with your eyes!

 

by nonny
6-21-02
British humor in the States
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
dude, this show really sucks, it's not funny at all.
British humor in Scotland
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I could write something better than this.
British humor in Great Britain
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
HAHAHA. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Ha..ha..ohhhh...HAHAHA

 

by nonny
5-24-03
you know how last week you sold me your soul for that britney spears video...
...uh, yeah...
well, now i'm collecting...
oh yeah, about that...
you see, my brother is in dire need of a soul transplant, and i'm the only matching donor...

 

by nonny
8-06-03
answering machine or...
hi, we're not home right now, leave a message.
f$%#!
uh, hi. this is, uh, liz-
*beep*
retardation machine!
... this is liz- elizabeth townsend. and, uh, i'm calling because i'm supposed to be your roommate at grinnell, and, uh....i wanted to call...and talk, i guess. um. if you could call me back.
or email me. at um, 555-5555 or etown@inter.net and we could ..talk..about.. uh. yeah. alright? thanks. um, bye. *hangs up phone* ...f$%#!

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