What If Nut Meant "A Dry Fruit with a Shell"?

Author: not_Scyess

Date: July 15, 2009

by not_Scyess
7-15-09
Hey, Jed. I hear you've been messing around with Farmer Mike's nuts again.
So what? All the boys in town mess around with his nuts sooner or later. It's like a rite of passage.
But you know if he catches you going after his nuts he gets real angry.
It's not fair. The girls go after his nuts, too, and he doesn't mind. If he's going to let people grab his nuts, he should let everyone grab them.
They are pretty amazing, though. I don't know how he gets them so big. It's like you can only fit one in your mouth at a time!
But they're so tasty you have to try. My cheeks still hurt from having two at once.