All comics by obijo

 

Adventures in misheard lyrics by obijo 3-22-03
I don't know much, but I know I love Jews.		And that may be all I need to know.

 

Single serving coffee, single serving cream by obijo 3-22-03
Obi, I don't understand why you always make comics featuring yourself. Well, let me explain it, Obi. You see, I live at home with my mom while I look for a job, too poor to buy license and registration for my motorcycle. Too poor to afford gas money even if I could.	Too poor to go to the movies, or to lesbian bars, or to museums, or workshops, or thrift shops, or garage sales, or anything else that requires money. So I miss being around people, and this helps.	How does talking to yourself help you not miss people? That's where the wig and pumps come in, sweet cheeks.

 

This is just a book review by obijo 3-23-03
I'm reading Robert M. Pirsig's sequel to Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, entitled Lila.	Some of his conclusions seem right on, while others seem way off. And all, right on and way off, are arrived at through a shaky logic biased by egotism.	But for solidfying the Static-Dynamic system concept, and the somewhat-wrong somewhat-right concept that all life has Biological-Social-Intellectual-Dynamic purposes competing, I am grateful.

 

War on the horizon by obijo 3-23-03
	Eek! Mouthbreather!

 

The Bible by obijo 3-24-03
In the Beginning, God created CLAXOR! and Mengigo	Sobered Up	Tried Again

 

A Black, a Jew, and an Irishman walk into an Awards Ceremony by obijo 3-26-03
And the winner of this year's Best Ethnic Stereotype is...	It's be me. Sho nuff. This is a cash award, right?	Erin Go *Burp*

 

Ground Zero-point consciousness by obijo 10-28-03
You must believe, "All is okay. There's nothing to do." All is okay. There's nothing to do.	All is okay. There's nothing to do.	All is okay. I'm knee-high in goop.

 

Worst thing to say... by obijo 1-27-04
At the NRA luncheon... Waiter? I only have a fork and spoon. Knives are for pussies.	At the NOW luncheon... All I need is the love of one good woman's college.	Any restaurant serving Jessica Simpson... I'll take the tuna wings.

 

Squishy (Ode to DragonXero) by obijo 1-29-04
My eyes are squishy. Oh?	My Eyes Are Squishy!! Well I'm sure it's noth...	MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!!!!!! Dear Lord, Ed!

 

How the army counts hookers by obijo 1-31-04
		SLUT two three four.

 

If you would, you don't believe in democracy. by obijo 2-05-04
Democrats - I implore you not to go to the ballots if you're thinking about voting for Bush!	Again, anyone who disagrees with the democratic candidate MUST NOT VOTE!	This is vitally important if we're to hear the voice of the American people! Think about this honestly - if you could wave a wand and enforce your will over the will of the majority, would you?

 

Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt by obijo 2-06-04
		Welcome to prison.

 

It's a mystery by obijo 2-10-04
I'm starting a new drug called Seroquel. It's an anti-psychotic used in the treatment of schizophrenia.	Now, the thing is, I'm neither psychotic nor schizophrenic, so why am I being prescribed it?	Answer me. Mmf! Mmf!

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