All comics by ogmatthew

 

by ogmatthew
11-08-07
The first time I broke through to the other side , it was an accident.
Tell me more!
It was December 23, 1973.
Now to just clean out this room
My father had assigned himself the task of cleaning the upstairs guest room, which long ago had become his den.

 

by ogmatthew
11-08-07
His own father had taught him how to build ships in bottles.
Thats cool.
Yeah! that's what i think too, but....its something my mom, little sister, and brother could care less about.
So...Iguess its..
Like a father daughter bonding time yeah I know.
He must really miss you.

 

by ogmatthew
11-08-07
I know he does...Anyways the den was full of those little boats in a bottle things.
That day when he was cleaning he talked to me.
Susie, my baby, my little sailor girl, you always liked the smaller ones.
Then while he was getting rid of some of the bottles that s when I broke through to the other side.Pretty cool huh!
I want to know how to do that! You can teach me right!

 

by ogmatthew
11-12-07
So..what's up Mike?
Um..nothing much, and oh yeah you wuold never believe how wack my birthday party was.
Hi kids I'm donky the homosexual clown and....
Oh...no this job doesn't pay enough, and thats the third dog this week.

 

by ogmatthew
11-12-07
That must really suck.
I know, and you what I hate the most is that they brought that clown to my sixteenth birthday too!
Oh yeah well the clown at birthday party wasn't even a clown.
Yeah right! It couldn't be that bad.
He broke into my bedroom.
What the hell what are you doing here.
Its....Its not what it looks like. You saw nothing.

 

by ogmatthew
11-12-07
Hey dad you chillin?
I'm doing just fine so can you just leave now! And I told you I'm not your father!
I know you ain't my father....
Okay then why do you keep calling me that?
You my daddy though....
I'm not your daddy either, and I don't even know you!

 

by ogmatthew
11-12-07
Yo...daddy gimme some breast milk you know what I'm sayin?
Only girls can give you breast milk you stupid squirrel.
Dawg, you be trippin sometimes you know dat cuz.
Your crazy.
Nigga please, you da one talkin to a squirrel

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