Old Ladies 1

Author: ojcme

Date: June 9, 2007

by ojcme
6-09-07
Do you understand why I pulled you over, sir?
I swear to god, officer, I haven't been drinking one bit.
That's perfectly fine. But, uh, you seem to have driven over several old ladies.
Did you see the last one? She flipped over my hood, and landed right smack on the pavement! SMACK!
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