Why do gay people always get all the writing gigs?

Author: ojcme

Date: May 7, 2008

by ojcme
5-07-08
So what's the new show you wanted to show me? Better make this quick, I have an abortion to attend.
Sir, this is a comedy show about two gay guys living in the city, trying to make it in the world.
Great, great, I love it so far!
Anyways, one of them dies and goes to hell, where they learn that homosexuality is a sin and now he has to tell his ex gay lover about it.
Why, that's not funny at all! I'm going to have to go with Dennis Fincklestein's idea show idea.
STOP PERSECUTING ME YOU GODAMN HOMOSEXUALS!