Telltale signs someone you know is depressed

Author: ojcme

Date: June 13, 2008

by ojcme
6-13-08
Sign #1: They have carved demonic symbols into their room
Son, what's with all the satanic symbols in your room?
It reminds me that there's nothing but pain when we die.
Sign #2: They wear shitty clothing from hot topic and pretend that they're smarter than the rest of us "drones."
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Sign #3: They read nothing but Harlan Ellison stories
That man is a genius. It ended on a sad note, JUST LIKE MY LIFE OH GOD I NEED TO GET LAID