Applying my tech experience to sex

Author: ojcme

Date: March 10, 2010

by ojcme
3-10-10
Okay, before I start I should let you know that I have a small penis, and that I'm not guaranteed to actually get you off.
'kay tee hee
Now my diagnosis is that you don't have enough dick. So you need more.
Yes! God yes! Give me dick!
Sorry, but we have to send you out do get you some.