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After much testing, Mario concludes there are 3 major types of artists
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| Type A: Typical Beatnik. Pretends to be uncool, untrendy & denounces cliques; only hangs with people of the like. Flaw: That's a clique in itself. | |
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| Example Speech: "Like, it's so hip, cool cat" | |
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| Type B: Poser. Tries to be everyone's pal & the ideal musician while someone else is making a cut of his millions writing his lyrics | |
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| Example Speech: "I just want to give a shout out to my gal Britney...." | |
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| Type C: Me. I've been out of school for almost ten years, always between jobs, homes, feedings....I'm the true starving artist... | |
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| Example Speech: "I'll wash dishes for food..." | |
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