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by opsman666
5-14-06
Hmm... Young lady, would you like to make a quarter
Yes
Good and Great
The sowing machine is over there. You are now working for me forever.
oops.

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
Ciga Rette, I'm going to have to arrest you.
Why?
I dunno.
Maybe it's because you have a hot butt?
Cut the stupid jokes, fatso.

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
Before the victim falls into the tape, we go to what is happening... Back to you Tom...
excuse me, would you mind nailing this into my head?
Yes, Yes, Sure, Sure.
Thanks Tom, back to you...
I'll give you a quarter.
Yay. I will work until the job is done.
Thanks again, Tom, back to you again...
Great. I'm gonna live forever anyway. See you in hell.
Damn! Not again

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
In chinatown... Wait, I found Waldo!
Hi Sister... I've escaped from my evil masters and I'm hungry. Can I eat you?
Sure
If you look over there...
Great, I think I can eat your liver and your heart
Good thing she doesn't know my body is made of steel.

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
This play is called 'Wall's love preists who ignore stupid annoying kids'...
I think I'm in love with this wall.
yo preist.
And if you turn here...
Wall, will you marry me?
Hey preist, look at me!!!! All right, that's it, if you don't look I'm gonna turn into a thing you don't like.
You'll find the next best thing to popcorn.
Yes wall, I love you too.
Darn!

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
Deep in a mall...
Hmmm, that was the seventh person who ran away from me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Where that girl from Clueless hung out in...
Why?
Gaaaaaaahrhghr
... and died in. Well at least she was at the coffin store when it happened.
Maybe it's because I have a dead rat strapped to my back.
Ahhhhhhh! My eyes, My eyes!!!

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
I'll try to make this funny...
Yo, I wanna raise the roof one day.
By...
Say three words and "someone's" wish will come true.
All right ninja!
EATING YOUR PARENTS!!!
Good thing that wish was mine

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
This ad was brought to you by...
I 'em French
Dont't look like it.
Ben Franklin...
Er, Whia' a'r yu doin?
going...
Creator of Stephen King.
Hoo, boy. I feel the malfunctioning now
to the bathroom on you.

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
Loopholes are Us...
Hey Grandma, how are you doing?
Just fine.
Loopholes are Us...
Wait a sec...
Loopholes are Us...
Grampa?
Shucks. You got me, now its time for me to burn you!

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
A
I thought you weren't real.
B
Oh wait. I built you here
Dang!
I don't remember her building me. I was built by a guy with a short mustache and a knack for killing millions.

 

by opsman666
5-14-06
None
So did you here the one about those girls who had to work forever?
Here
Well, that was both me and my sister!
Boink!
Wow, this crowd sucks. I'm going home to kill myself!

 

by opsman666
5-16-06
Motion Blurs are hard to deal with
I'm going to k-ee-l this guy
Not a chance. You see I read thoughts and I know you're Dracula, you live with your mom, and you're 32
Especially when you're a motion blur
At least, is your mom cute?
Is a TV considered a motion blur?
I can read thoughts so you can just say it.
I'm still going to k-ee-l this guy.

 

by opsman666
5-16-06
OWls make bad spIces
ABC
DEF
Making owls as a spice
I-M
That's not how it goes
DEnies Any Doomed. (Find Da vinci's code inside!)
G-O-I-N-G T-O K-I-L-L Y-O-U
oops

 

by opsman666
5-16-06
OWls make bad spIces
ABC
DEF
Making owls as a spice
I-M
That's not how it goes
DEnies Any Doomed. (Find Da vinci's code inside!)
G-O-I-N-G T-O K-I-L-L Y-O-U
oops

 

by opsman666
11-11-06
It's pretty easy to spot...
Hello there, Jimmy!
Who are you?
that guy...
I'm err...
from that movie
Bob!
I'll go get my gun

 

by opsman666
11-11-06
Bad spelling
Hmm... I'm about to kill you and you're not caring?
can lead to
For that, I'll grant you one wish!
a broken tounge
I wish that I was invincible

 

by opsman666
11-11-06
Bobby pins...
Bertha... I got the computer to work!
Bop...
Bertha...
Raspberries
what are you doing with that gun?

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
*music from 2001: a space oddesy plays* Bom....
* whispering* Man, I think that's the guy I broke up a month ago
BOM...
Lisa, I have a gun in my right hand...
Oh god, here we go again
BOM BIM!
Got her!

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
For those about to rock
Now's my chance to kill him and take him back to hell...
WE SALUTE YOU!
wait, what's happening to my eyes?
For those about to rock, fire! We salute you!
It helps to be radioactive
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

*insert tropical music where your mouth is*
Damn, I trapped in this island with no one to eat.
by opsman666, 11-12-06

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
random nonsense:
Hey Robot Bob, like my new outfit?
AHDHJFGI
It smells of tapioca!
ARGLEBARGLE!
YOU figure out what happened.

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
Fargo...
You are most evil
was a bad movie!
I'm serious as seaweed
Whoops

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
This comic strip is only
Domo arigato, Mister roboto my butt!
15
When I said that, people tried to eat me.
WORDS long!

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
There
Man, killing Japaneese soldiers is boring, I'm going somewhere else
is
light!
Damn bombs!

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
He should've known I hate getting my internal organs ripped out!

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
5...4...3...
2...1...
Damn!

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
All right, it's the honey frosted Cheerios bee
... on drugs
Where is that scorpion?

 

by opsman666
11-12-06
Where can I find leeches, I need to attach a patients finger back on!
Nevermind! Snails will do...

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